Funky Rocker™ Design Plans
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Original Funky Rocker™ Design Plans are required
Funky Rocker™ is your new best friend. Funky Rocker™ is fun to build, and lots more fun to use.  Funky Rocker™ is not your mother's Monkey Rocker™ machine; it's better!  This is simply the best homemade sex machine around, and you can build it as a great gift for your partner, a friend, or even yourself.  Rock All Night, if you can last that long.

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Build all day, then Rock All Night
                      ...with Funky Rocker™
We're always looking for fun ideas for new or improved designs.  Share a photo of your completed Funky Rocker™, make a suggestion for an improvement or new idea, send us a question, or just tell us what you think of our most satisfying and penetrating creation.
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Funky Rocker™ Design Plans are provided in common PDF format.  Designs are provided in for both English and Metric Constructions.  Plans are full size, and include all dimensions, notes, and parts lists so you can get started right away. Sorry, we don't manufacture Funky Rockers at this time - we only provide you the plans to build one yourself.
If you have any questions concerning Funky Rocker™, please don't hesitate to contact us at Our friendly customer service staff will be happy to help you.
This site is operated by Funky Rocker™ is not Doc Johnson, the manufacturer of the Vac-U-Lock® line.
nor are we owned, operated by, affiliated with or endorsed by Doc Johnson. Funky Rocker™ is not Monkey Rocker™, nor are we owned, operated by, affiliated with or endorsed by Monkey Rocker™​

Disclaimer: This information is for novelty use only. Although the information here is presented in good faith and believed to be correct, the author makes no representations or warranties as to the completeness or accuracy of the information.  This information is supplied upon the condition that the persons receiving same will make their own determination as to its suitability for their purposes prior to use.  In no event will the author be responsible for damages of any nature whatsoever resulting from the use of or reliance upon information from this document, or the products or designs to which the document refers. The author does not warranty the accuracy of this information and has no liability for any errors or omissions in the information.  This information is provided on an "as is" basis. No representations or warranties, either expressed or implied, of merchantibilty, fitness for a particular purpose or of any other nature are made herunder with respect to information or the products to which this document refers.  Drawings are subject to change without notification.
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